Because your bathroom shelf might just reveal the man behind the mirror.
They say you can tell a lot about a man by his handshake or his shoes—but don’t overlook his skincare routine. Or the lack of one. It’s not really about how many products he owns or whether he knows what retinol is. It’s about habits, mindset, and the unspoken messages hidden in how he cares for his skin. Truth is, a man’s skincare approach often reflects how he approaches life.
Here’s what your skincare routine (or absence of it) might be saying:
1. The “Soap-Does-It-All” Guy
He uses one bar of soap—for everything. Face, body, maybe even the rims of his car. Skincare, to him, feels “extra” or unnecessary. He values simplicity, loyalty, and functionality. He’s not here to chase fads, and he definitely isn’t shopping for serums. But with a little guidance (and maybe a few compliments), he might just surprise you by switching things up.
What it says about him: Practical, no-nonsense, possibly set in his ways. He doesn’t change routines easily—unless someone he respects shows him a better way.
2. The Drugstore Basics Guy
Cleanser? Check. Moisturiser? Check. Sunscreen? Sometimes. He’s not aiming for glowing glass skin—just trying not to look exhausted. His skincare is simple, efficient, and does the job. He’s likely in a professional setting where grooming matters, but he’s not obsessing over ingredient lists.
What it says about him: Responsible, consistent, and quietly confident. He knows the value of looking after himself without turning it into a full-time hobby.
3. The Five-Step Routine Guy
He cleanses, tones, moisturises, dabs on eye cream, and finishes with SPF—and that’s just the morning routine. He can explain the difference between hyaluronic acid and niacinamide. He reads ingredient labels like menus and probably has a spreadsheet of his top-rated products. This is the man who plans, invests, and takes pride in presentation.
What it says about him: Detail-oriented, intentional, and emotionally in tune. He values self-care, likely eats clean, and doesn’t mind taking his time to get it right—even if it means hogging the bathroom mirror.
4. The All-Natural DIY Enthusiast
He’s the shea butter evangelist. The coconut oil connoisseur. He’s got a homemade turmeric mask and probably uses aloe straight from the leaf. He avoids chemicals, trusts nature, and might raise an eyebrow at store-bought products. Sometimes it works; sometimes his skin begs for a little help.
What it says about him: Conscious, wellness-driven, and independent. He thinks deeply, lives intentionally, and probably composts. His approach to skincare—and life—is grounded, holistic, and uniquely his own.
5. The “I Use My Girlfriend’s Products” Guy
He hasn’t bought a moisturiser in years but knows exactly where yours is on the shelf. He likes how your products feel, even if he pretends not to care. He asks, “Is this the eye thing?” while secretly appreciating the glow. He’s not fully invested, but he’s curious.
What it says about him: Trusting, adaptable, and open to influence. With a little encouragement, he could evolve into a skincare enthusiast—or at least start contributing to the cost of your serum.
Skincare isn’t just about vanity—it’s about awareness and care. A man who takes the time to care for his skin shows that he pays attention, values himself, and understands the importance of showing up well. Whether he’s a one-step minimalist or a multi-step maximalist, how he treats his skin often reflects how he moves through life.
So next time you scan his bathroom shelf, don’t just count the products—look for the personality behind them.
